Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Driving Ms. Squirrelly


It would seem that Intenseguy is very kindly awarding cars to people while he is recuperatiing from his surgery. Now what do you think his little friend SugarBush gets? Well not a car, I'll have you know. He snuck in and took a picture of me when I was partying with Punkn over the weekend. If you don't believe me, check out his post at http://www.intenseguy.blogspot.com/. The sign above proves that my kind drive - and very carefully, I might add.

Monday, September 22, 2008

WE MISS YOU IGGY!




















Hi Iggy, dear *wink, wink ;)*

It is time for your daily shot. Bend over dear (evil grin).

All your friends miss you, so I'm doing my part to get you better, you know.

GET WELL SOON IGGY!!!!!

Friday, September 19, 2008



SNN Squirrel News Network Breaking News Story
Forget about the pig and the pitbull...what about lipstick on a squirrel???
(Did you notice the sweater Punkn embroidered for me? Well, not really... but she could have....)

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Monday, September 15, 2008

Hello all

The Drug Problem in America


The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?''
I replied: I had a drug problem when I was young:I was drug to church on Sunday morning.
I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.
I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.
I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.
I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, didnot speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.
I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profane four-letter word.
I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad's fields.
I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood;
and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed.
Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place.
~author unknown~